Cartoon descriptions, beginning with the most recent cartoons:
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*The President visits Minnesota...again.
*Laid off teachers...now what?
*Limbaugh (and the media in general) and Clinton's book.
*Dick Cheney and his Saddam-Al Qaeda link
*Powell and his terrorism report...
*Rain in May...mosquitos in June
*Congratulations Twolves on a great season.
*Gas prices: Surely, the White House can fix this?
*Donald Rumsfeld: the best Sec of Defense ever?
*Donald Rumsfeld's required reading
*Norm Coleman vs Al Franken--Norm doin' comedy
*Anthony Scalia, Dick Cheney, and a duck are in a boat...
*It's colder at the South Pole than it is in North Dakota.
*President Bush, "I blame it all on the lack of proper intelligence."
*Getting ready for Saddam's trial.
*Drug companies, medicaid, and AARP
*The economy is rockin'!! The war?...whatever.
*Bush: "Things are so good, they're bad, like, I be bad."
*Bestsellers? OK, but non-fiction?
*Guv Arnold...gulp...or is it...grope?
*Norm working at working together
*Twins won the division...the Vikes are 3-0...all is good.
*Dubya, "Give me money...that's what I want...yeah."
*Bring 'em on? Sorry 'bout the confusion.
*"Fair and Balanced" and the Minnesota State Fair.
*Cell phones more dangerous than driving drunk
*The authenticity of Saddam's tape
*Jesse calling the "please call me" list.
*Jessica Lynch: the continuing saga
*Searching for Saddam's DNA: progress report
*The Jessica Lynch Story--the rights to
*WMD? Depends on the definition of the word "had."
*Posted signs in restaurants "No Guns Allowed."
*NY Times issues numerous corrections/talk radio
*Can't see a thing...flags on all the windows
*The war is officially over when..."
*Rumsfeld confounded by SO MANY PEOPLE willing to support terrorism.
*PrezBush, "Did he just call me a wimp?!!!"
*Jesse: still the most dangerous man in America?
*Minnesota drivers: contributing factors
*SOTU speech: "We are winning." Who? Us?
*Norm Coleman defending the President's tax plan
*Norm Coleman in Washington: "Everything is wow, wow, wow."
*Alas, Jesse...we hardly knew ye.
*Iraq's arms report. 12,000 pages! How long to read it?
*We want information! Information about Cheney's energy commission?
*Deficit? Don't blame the guv.
*Guy Noir answers life's persistent questions.
*Heads we win, tails Saddam loses.
*Kissinger and Poindexter--mutual fans
*Poindexter and Osama...sharing a similar goal.
*Either go along with the Homeland Security Act and the Patriot Act, or move to France
*Senator Barkley goes to Washington
Norm and Dubya...who owes who?
*Norm Coleman gets a cool mil from Americans For Job Security.
*Norm Coleman asking for Dubya to come stumping one more time.
*Dubya comes to stump for Normie Boy.
*Norm Coleman talking to Bush about his campaign.
*THIS is the thanks Bud Selig gets for helping Carl build a new stadium.
*Jesse anticipating his trip to Cuba
*Saddam allowing inspectors into Iraq
*Whack Iraq! It would be shame to let such a great slogan go to waste
*GW: "I don't need no stinkin' badge."
*Baseball strike? What about the fans?...Yes, those fans.
*West Nile Virus and bigger problems
*Overthrowing Saddam and replacing him with our own man.
*Baseball strike vs an asteroid strike
*Who's gonna bail out GW this time?
*Qwest and their accounting methods
*No John Walker Lindh trial?!!! The Media misses out.
*CEOs doing real jail time? Uh huh.
*The Prez getting ooooooo so mad about fudged numbers.
*Recipes For Disaster--A Cooked Book
*WorldCom in the business of communicating.
*Phone companies' questionable accounting methods
*Jesse's future? With the Media?
*Jesse not running. And who is running now?
*Bush's justifying his first strike attitude
*Padilla's constitutional rights
*Bush's first strike attitude and the US's arrogance
*Government incarcerating people for "potential" misdeeds.
*Global Warming and the United States' involvement
*FBI and its expanded new powers
*Legalized sparklers now as a political issue.
*Terrorist mosquitoes carrying the West Nile virus and the FBI
*"Terrorist attacks almost certain" and the eternal Red Alert condition.
*The memo the FBI received re: the terrorist attacks
*Jimmy Carter in Cuba and American baseball
*Jesse running for office during his next lifetime
*Paul Wellstone in Hollywood campaigning.
*Norm Coleman wanting some support from Hollywood
*Pledging allegiance for a beer
*The short attention span of tv news viewing audience.
*Botox. If you got permanent frown lines...
*Ashcroft and those pesky suicide boomers.
*Guv gonna run? Is you or ain't you?
*Pope's invitation to US priests.
*Terrorist as defined by a walleye.
*Color-coded terrorist attack alerts
*From box cutters to nuclear weapons
*Using nuclear weapons...but they'll be small...tiny, actually.
*Collateral damage and nuclear weapons
*Jesse recommends controversial budget cuts
*Denouncing all critics of the President's actions as traitors
*Norm Coleman needing a favor from the Prez.
*Normie Boy diggin' riding in the Presidential helicopter
*The Prez stumps for Norm Coleman
*Mandatory Pledge of Allegiance in our public schools
*Minnesota's shadow government.
*The existence of the Dept of Disinformation
*In quest of Mr. Cheney's list of energy task force participants.
*Government getting into the matchmaking biz.
* The Office of Strategic Docudrama and Historical Revisions
*Qwest wanting to become more a part of our lives
*Going north to escape the heat.
*Drug users supporting terrorism.
*Yucca Mountains--the perfect place to store the presidential papers.
*New FBI alert, this time much more specific...
*Osama bin Laden lottery scratch game? As seen by Osama hizzelf
*Osama bin Laden lottery scratch game? Al Qaeda should love this.
*Kenneth Lay pleading the fifth.
*Accounting shenanigans? That's what credit cards are for!
*Axis of Evil? How 'bout Axles of Evil.
*Enron's far-reaching consequences
*St Paul renaming their winter carnival to something more appropriate
*Ice fishing houses and rights of privacy
*The problems regarding the Twin Cities projected population increase.
*Enron using fuzzy math and the President empathizing.
*Enron? Take the money an' run? How prophetic.
*Contract me?!!! Bud Selig?!! Who have these guys been listening to?!!
*Criticizing anything concerning the President being viewed as unpatriotic.
*Revising wind chill formulations in order to preserve Minnesota's hearty, Viking-like image.
*Exploding shoes...when will it end?
*Time for Vikings fans to go home.
*Starting off the new year on a positive note.
*It's been a long time since I've felt this safe.
*Four-day school week? Yeah, baby.
*John Ashcroft defines "suspected terrorists."
*Bud Selig gets a visit from Jesse.
*How bad are things? Bad enough for executives to give themselves a pay cut? Nah...
*Snow Emergencies and those lacking off-street parking
*Cloning as deemed by the music industry
*Odds of death while shopping vs. staying at home
*John Ashcroft and his expanded powers re: Bill of Rights
*Bud Selig acting terroristic.
*Fear of flying, back to the beginning.
*Terrorism and living a normal daily life.
*Jesse getting in on the baseball contraction action now that it's in the national spotlight.
*Carl Pohlad wants a street named after him.
*The end of the Twins? Who cares. (according to Bud Selig).
*Undisclosed locations--very useful
*Airport security and what they will confiscate
*Reversing conservation measures initiated by the previous administration.
*Never you mind why we're giving money to very rich people and big corporations.
*Being a Yankees fan...just this one time.
*Patriotism and breaking into song.
*Are the media obsessed with anthrax? This special report...
*Think bioterrorism is scary now? Wait until Stephen King discovers it.
*Sending airline lobbyists into Afghanistan as a highly efficient strike force.
*Losing one's job is their personal Ground Zero
*Concerned Vikings fan and more important things to be concerned about.
*The Complete Idiot's Guide To Islam (sold out.)
*Patriotism vs ignorance via an Afghan hound.
*Me?! Leave my apartment?! No way. It's a great place for an infidel.
*Airlines to cut meal service...at least something good has come of all this.
*Rid the world of Evil? I've made a list...
*Rid the world of Evil? Hey, no prob.
*Even here 1200 miles from the terror, it hits home.
*Keep America strong, healthy. Be a patriot. Shop
*Why does so much of the world hate us?
*What we really need is a terrorism defense shield
*Missile Defense System and terrorism
*High cost of medical coverage
*Finding a nice comfy EZ chair for the entire football season
*Meeting men in MN during football season
*Jesse and the state employees' strike
*The price of gas and an explanation.
Walleye-on-a-stick--oh, the humiliation.
*Shark attacks and the local news.
*Getting money from the government in the mail.
*Distractions while driving/car phones
*Now that Prez Bush has determined when life begins...
*Rebate checks and those who won't be getting one.
*The heat and why we live here.
*Cell phones and ability to drive/talk
*PrezBush takes his ball and goes home.
*Randy Moss and the Big Contract
*Vikings fan vs Twins fan, and....it's football season again!!!
*Sensor devices in cars to detect forgotten articles in dangerous temperatures.
*Stem cells, back when life was simpler
*Don't call the Twins small market!
*Bush not kowtowing to Corporate America
*George Bush and the science of global warming/missile defense shield
*Food that's "bad" for you and government intervention
*Jesse shutting down the state government
*Bush's European trip and global warming
*Global warming? I'm more concerned about summer warming.
*Congress abolishing the marriage penalty, rued by the convicted bigamist.
*Jesse takin' it easy whilst the legislature is workin' overtime.
*Norm Coleman and the President's statement that when Norm calls, he will take the call 2.
*Norm Coleman and the President's statement that when Norm calls, he will take the call 1.
*Oil companies drilling for oil everywhere
*Bob Kerrey and Jesse's definition of an outdoorsman
*Gas prices and a sign of personal virtue re: GWB.
*Jesse and the Dalai Lama-upcoming scenes (bra reincarnations)
*Minnow shortage in MN vs. an energy shortage in CA
*Drug War and civilian plane shot down by Peru
*Jesse and the Dalai Lama-upcoming scenes (part-time Dalai?)
*Timothy McVeigh and reality tv
*Teachers' salaries and their ability to strike
*Still more Gore votes in Florida
*Submarine, political favors, and the Lincoln bedroom
*School shootings and bullies, and the Uncle Sam the biggest bully of all?
* VP Cheney's health and campaign contributors
*Foot in mouth disease surfacing in MN, featuring Jesse. Frequently appropriate cartoon.
*Venturaland-re: the cartoon that runs in the SPPPD, Jesse's need to promote, and his thin skin
*New area codes and longer, more complicated phone numbers
*Jesse's new tax plan and how everything revolves around him
*Clinton wearing a "I Survived the Clinton Years" sweatshirt
*Barry McCaffrey and his claims of winning the War On Drugs
*Reassuring one's self that winter cannot persist much longer
*Ashcroft, the Republicans, and passionate conservatism
*Paranoia about getting your car towed during a snow emergency
*Passionate Viking fan and his acceptance by Minnesotans
*The advantages of dating a man who owns his own snow plow
*Bush Jr, TIME Man o'the Yr, and the election
*Florida recount, looking for "smoking gun" evidence
*The housing market and ice houses
*Jesse, his income, and the MN mayor who posed nude for Playgirl